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Ze Frank is an American online performance artist, composer, humorist and public speaker based in Brooklyn, New York.
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zefrank: just finished this great frontline doc on undertakers :: http://to.pbs.org/c0ucyJ
07:35:03 pm on March 7, 2010 |
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zefrank: free patents from tom giesler :: http://tomgiesler.com/reduce-reuse-reinvent/ :: beautiful and funny
10:19:32 pm on March 6, 2010 |
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zefrank: super satisfying squishy blood drawing toy :: http://mrdoob.com/lab/actionscript/blobs_redux/
01:46:26 am on March 6, 2010 |
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zefrank: could use your help in thinking about death :: http://bit.ly/9gIRHZ
10:12:47 pm on March 5, 2010 |
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zefrank: from @pixelpete2010 :: http://twitpic.com/16sq3d
09:53:11 pm on March 5, 2010 |
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zefrank: also willing to do a "pop up ad " gag at my wake (using pulleys or man servants*) *extra charge
09:01:22 pm on March 5, 2010 |
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zefrank: totally customizable templates! edit type face w/ courier and comic sans!
08:59:05 pm on March 5, 2010 |
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zefrank: if u would like to buy ad space on my tombstone i will provide u with demographics and stats (past performance no guarantee for the future)
08:58:01 pm on March 5, 2010 |
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zefrank: @gobo has just predicted that i will die in 2018.
08:56:34 pm on March 5, 2010 |
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zefrank: above the fold!
08:54:24 pm on March 5, 2010 |
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zefrank: if you buy me this i will give you ad space on my tombstone :: http://www.why-yachts.com/#/The-Yacht
08:50:55 pm on March 5, 2010 |
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zefrank: http://bit.ly/cQ4fRO :: the making of the rube goldberg ok go video :: pretty awesome
08:19:02 pm on March 5, 2010 |
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zefrank: everything that i have said today is true. i know very much about the french. je birtere gardmentez etreplus combientot!
08:32:14 pm on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: only idiots use it.
08:28:38 pm on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: there is another pronunciation of the same letter that causes a woman's testicles to explode.
08:28:22 pm on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: In French there is a secret pronunciation of the letter r will causes a man's testicles to explode. it has never been used for evil.
08:27:14 pm on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: in the country of france until 1965 it was considered rude not to have an erection after dinner
08:20:03 pm on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: also the french are the only peoples that can experience the exact same deja vu twice and it still counts as deja vu.
08:17:41 pm on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: also - 4 out of 5 french people think that they are part of 3 out of 4 french people
08:16:04 pm on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: the french also think that cheese is "alive" - just saying...
08:15:25 pm on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: the french made it official :: youngmenow me is "the most nostalgic website ever created" :: http://bit.ly/den1zg :: take that archive.org
08:10:54 pm on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: http://bit.ly/cnitE5 :: a quote that gets me out of bed, and a request...
06:40:30 am on March 4, 2010 |
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zefrank: working on a webcam art toy for you :: this is a test i just did :: http://twitpic.com/16fj09
09:39:40 pm on March 3, 2010 |
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zefrank: from @awedjob :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1bP1Tlbxtw :: "return to sender" :: how to deal with phone book spam!
09:29:21 pm on March 3, 2010 |
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zefrank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w :: ok go :: this 2 shall pass :: worth a couple views :: puts the "gold" in goldberg!
06:26:31 pm on March 3, 2010 |
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zefrank: #hashtagninja softly says "this" while watching #twitterislike "accidentally" fall into a volcano.
03:59:39 am on March 3, 2010 |
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zefrank: I'll post details next week... most likely I'll need someone in LA, don't think that remote will work.
10:28:49 pm on March 2, 2010 |
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zefrank: i need an intern.
10:20:55 pm on March 2, 2010 |
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zefrank: #Thatssoannoying's disembodied head whispers "#Thatssoannoying" as #HashTagNinja walks away, thinking about recursion.
05:32:56 pm on March 2, 2010 |
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zefrank: one of my fav talks from TED this year : http://on.ted.com/8Ads : Kahneman on remembering vs. experiencing
12:27:36 am on March 2, 2010 |
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zefrank: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
10:22:20 pm on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: #NinjaHashtag whispers into #amitheonlyone's ear: "no. you never will be. enjoy one brief moment without lonliness"
07:00:30 pm on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: what will #NinjaHashtag do next???
05:07:34 pm on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: #NinjaHashtag silently appears behind #happybirthdayjustin and snaps its neck.
05:04:43 pm on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: i leave you with this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=339ixMtHrVk : gets awesome at 00:34-ish....
06:20:40 am on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: RT @CommieWench just curious how moobs type? - ANSWER: with an air of quiet defiance and whilst thinking of one half of a (live) bird.
06:17:46 am on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: pssst. this is ze's moob and i speak for my brother (Camilla). i am real. Camilla is also real (but slightly crazy)
06:07:31 am on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: that is not to say that the other is not also ordinary in size. which it is. more ordinary than yours anyway. unique in its ordinaire..
05:59:56 am on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: please disregard the last three posts. they were sent by one of my ordinary sized pectoral muscles.
05:57:47 am on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: i noticed them when i was looking in the mirror... and saw that my nipples were squashed against the glass. because of the moobs.
05:53:53 am on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: i will learn to use them as weapons. with moobs comes well rounded responsibility. (two times as much as normal)
05:51:00 am on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: i have moobs.
05:47:22 am on March 1, 2010 |
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zefrank: EPIC FROG FAIL :: http://bit.ly/aGiPZt :: (and one lucky dragonfly)
08:38:38 pm on February 28, 2010 |
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zefrank: one more :: http://www.zefrank.com/vacuums/permalink.html?5 :: too precious :: that's right. i said precious. mother f***ing precious.
02:39:05 am on February 28, 2010 |
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zefrank: http://bit.ly/bz4Ifl :: still cracks me up :: dress up your vacuum cleaner!
01:07:09 am on February 28, 2010 |
